Why I think blacksmiths have the worst job in Sanctuary. (funny)

Scenario 1

Blacksmith: Welcome to my shop! How may I help you today? I can create you custom weapons and armor, repair your existing armor or break down armor to its basic components.

Me: (Slams a item on the counter) Repair this for me please

Blacksmith: Oh my god! This is craftsmanship of the ancient Horadrim at the height at their knowledge and power. It took their combined knowledge and skill to bring this into our world. It looks like someone slammed against something hundreds of times and tied it together with bits of string and gum.

Me: FIX IT!

Blacksmith: I have been a Blacksmith for a single year. I have only done basic Blacksmith work that the town requires.

Me: FIX IT!

Blacksmith: ಠ_ಠ

Scenario 2

Blacksmith: Welcome to my shop! How may I help you today? I can create you custom weapons and armor, repair your existing armor or break down armor to its basic components.
Me: (hands sword to blacksmith)
Blacksmith: (Examines weapon) Oh my god! In all my years I have never seen a finer blade. It is in perfect condition. If I live a hundred life times my skill would be barely adequate to make another of its equal. (Looks closely) I didnt think it was possible but I just confirmed my suspensions. it is indeed the sacred blade Bul-Kathos's Solemn Vow. It belonged to Bul-Kathos the forefather of the Barbarian tribes. This is a physical manifestation of his and his bloodline's vow to protect the worldstone. (Looks at it longer as he weeps silently) Thank you for bringing this to me so my aged eyes can see true craftsmanship before I die. Why did you bring me such a weapon?
Me: Salvage it!
Blacksmith: You ask me to destroy one of the most beatiful things I have ever seen with my own hands! Please reconsider! The importance of the blade can not be overstated.

Me: Salvage it!

Blacksmith: ಠ_ಠ

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